Monday, January 17, 2011

Mysterion Trilogy?

Well...In my opinion the whole last half pf the 14th Season hasnt lived up to it's fullest potential. However, South Park's newest trilogy has actually made me change that. Setting aside the stupid Cathulu song with Eric Cartman I actually enjoyed it. I loved how they put together Kenny's deaths and how he comes back, though it kinda conflicts with a few things they have said in the past, such as when Kenny died for over 2-3 Seasons and just kinda came back. We all know he came back due to the high demands for him- but now we know that he came back because he literally cannot die. Though, this is controversial because during those few Seasons the boys all were indeed aware that Kenny had died. According to Matt and Trey no one even remembers him dying when he comes back.

What do you all think?

Friday, July 30, 2010

Who Is Mysterion?!

Heh, i bet a lot of you are thinking i'm crazy. i actually just have way too much time on my hands...so instead of sitting in my room doing nothing, I did this!
In the commentary for this episode, Trey and Matt even said that they forgot who they had set up to be Mysterion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGKPnnZmS_A

I couldn't just take that as the answer though XD It has been bugging me for a long time since I first saw the episode and now, after a crap load of thinking and scanning through "The Coon" episode, I finally came to my own personal conclusion to who i think is Mysterion.

*dramatic music plays*


Stan.


There is a big clue that everyone seems to overlook when figuring it out, the fireworks used in Mysterion's escape from the Coon once he visits the police station.
As Cartman pointed out "they are illegal" and who on the show has a history of illegal firework smuggling in South Park...?
Stan's uncle Jimbo (In the episode "Summer Sucks"), that's how Mysterion could get hold of illegal fireworks. :excited:

On top of this, which i thought might have just been a coincidence, the "M" for Mysterion might actually stand for Marsh too.

When Cartman first meets Mysterion, he gives a list of names and when he says "Stan" this is the only time Mysterion goes silent.

When Butters has up the wall and Cartman as the coon ask, "Hey why is Cartman crossed out? He could be Mysterion!"

Butters simply replies "Nah, based on the body type it's either Stan or Kyle."

and finally the third and best clue is "Mysterion asks Kyle for his help" According to Craig. Nobody likes Stan, Kyle, Eric, or Kenny. And Stan and Kyle are the best of friends who would help each out no matter what Moreover Mysterion says to Kyle "I think you're the smartest kid in our class" I do believe Stan said that to Kyle once in an earlier episode, but im not sure.

Wendy said it might be a girl, but the girls in South park don't usually do such crazy things

Another reason why it might be Stan, is because he is the most compassionate of the group. When the Coon told Mysterion that he would have to reveal himself or else another 'terrorist attack' will occur, his face looks exactly the same as Stan's usually does right before he is about to make everything right again in most episodes.

That might just be my personal opinion though.

Stan did however, want to stop eating animals because he didn't want to take their lives in the "Fun With Veal" episode, so that is one example of him being compassionate.

Since clearly it wasn't Kyle, if it was Kenny they would have done the obvious joke of killing him at some point. I also took this into consideration, since they technically DID kill Mysterion (you bastards!) but giving all the stuff i got above about Stan being Mysterion, I think that was just a coincidence as well.

At the begining my obvious suspects were Kenny, Stan, Craig and Clyde-

Who else besides our group of 4 in south park would be involved in such a mess.
Craig? We know all he wants to do is stay home, watch Red Racer and play like a normal kid. So it can't be him and another popular character on south park is "Token" but Mysterion is clearly white.
Clyde most likely thinks like Craig, so we can rule those three out.

Kenny most likely couldn't afford fireworks, so that works against him.
Mysterion also visited Kyle (Mysterion counts out Kyle and thinks hes the smartest in the class, so i'd think they've gotta be good friends).
As said before, Clyde probably couldnt care less about this whole thing. Clyde was also asleep in class when Cartman revealed the Coon's location. So he wouldnt know where the Coon was, even though Cartman did wake him up I doubt he was actually listening.

And finally, Cartman didn't actually say he thought it was Wendy, when she suggests it need not be a boy he just exclaims "fuckin bitch" and that was that...

Also, Stan is unpredictable and highly secretive at times, like in "The Urinal Deuce".

OTL
I look too deeply into these episodes dont i...? And i probably repeated myself in there somewhere too...oh well =3

Stan is most likely Mysterion. If you found something wrong with this then please let me know! *wave* see ya! Sorry it was so long...

Saturday, October 17, 2009

South Park Season 13!

Dont forget to watch Comedy Central on channel 69 to watch the new episodes of south park Season 13 every Wednesday!
Come Back And Comment About Your Thoughts On The Episodes!

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Blog News...

I havent been on lately i know, i need to figure out some things people might want to see on the blog before i can post them. So please, if you have any ideas let me know! Till them

SHALOM!

Friday, August 21, 2009

My Facebook FanClub!

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=126521712233&ref=nf

Thats the link.... :)

Favorite Quotes From South Park

I will start with one of my 3 personal favorites!

#1
Kyle: "What are you doing"
Cartman:"Im Killing you, but i could only afford a whiffle bat so it may take a while"
#2
Cartman: I'm not fat. I'm big-boned.
Stan: No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big, fat ass.
#3
Stan: Oh, my God! They killed Kenny.
Kyle: You bastards.
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Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

Mr Garrison: I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Eric Cartman: Respect My Authority!

Kyle's Jewish Cousin Kyle: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

Cartman: Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!

Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.

Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!

Cartman: How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor.

Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

Eric Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.

Stan: He's half Jew and half dolphin
Cartman: A...Jewfin

Chef: You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.

Stan: You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.

Kyle: I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.

Uncle Jimbo: Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way.

Satan: Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes.

Cartman: Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.

Chef: Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college.

Cartman: Mom--Kitty is being a dildo.
Mrs. Cartman: Well, I know a little kitty who is sleeping with Mommy tonight.

Kyle: Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the goddamn' baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby!

Terrance: I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you're perfectly healthy. The bad news is that you have cancer.

Stan's Mom: Stan, what did I tell you about watching the Osbourne's? It's going to make you retarded!

Cartman: It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.
Cartman: Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything.

Other Mom: Can Eric spend the night?
Mrs. Cartman: No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews last week.

Mr. Garrison: No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.

Mr. Garrison: Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL. Evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather--a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains; which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?

Cartman: Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!

and lastley...

Mr. Garrison: Hey, guess what everybody? I'm gay!
Principal Victoria: Mr. Garrison?
Mr. Mackey: What?
Mr. Garrison: I'm as gay as a gymnast on shore leave!
Principal Victoria: You admit it? You admit it!!!
Mr. Mackey: Oh, that's great, Mr. Garrison. You've finally come to terms with yourself!
Mr. Garrison: Yeah, it feels really good!
Principal Victoria: Well, congratulations!
Mr. Mackey: Yeah, congratulations!
Mr. Garrison: You know, I feel like I can start anew. If it's not alright with you, I'd like to go back to teaching the third grade.
Principal Victoria: Oh. I'm sorry, we don't hire gay people.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Blog Updates!

Okay i decided to add a few more things to the blog, as you can see the the right of the blog, i added All the Seasons 1-13 to the blog that you can watch legally for absolutely FREE! I also added 2 South Park Movies, Imagination Land, and Bigger Longer and Uncut! :)

ENJOY and if you have any suggestions for this blog please leave comments! THANK YOU!