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Saturday, October 17, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Blog News...
I havent been on lately i know, i need to figure out some things people might want to see on the blog before i can post them. So please, if you have any ideas let me know! Till them
SHALOM!
SHALOM!
Friday, August 21, 2009
Favorite Quotes From South Park
I will start with one of my 3 personal favorites!
#1
Kyle: "What are you doing"
Cartman:"Im Killing you, but i could only afford a whiffle bat so it may take a while"
#2
Cartman: I'm not fat. I'm big-boned.
Stan: No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big, fat ass.
#3
Stan: Oh, my God! They killed Kenny.
Kyle: You bastards.
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Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Mr Garrison: I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Eric Cartman: Respect My Authority!
Kyle's Jewish Cousin Kyle: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.
Cartman: Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!
Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!
Cartman: How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor.
Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Eric Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
Stan: He's half Jew and half dolphin
Cartman: A...Jewfin
Chef: You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.
Stan: You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.
Kyle: I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
Uncle Jimbo: Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way.
Satan: Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes.
Cartman: Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.
Chef: Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college.
Cartman: Mom--Kitty is being a dildo.
Mrs. Cartman: Well, I know a little kitty who is sleeping with Mommy tonight.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the goddamn' baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
Terrance: I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you're perfectly healthy. The bad news is that you have cancer.
Stan's Mom: Stan, what did I tell you about watching the Osbourne's? It's going to make you retarded!
Cartman: It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.
Cartman: Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything.
Other Mom: Can Eric spend the night?
Mrs. Cartman: No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews last week.
Mr. Garrison: No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.
Mr. Garrison: Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL. Evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather--a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains; which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?
Cartman: Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!
and lastley...
Mr. Garrison: Hey, guess what everybody? I'm gay!
Principal Victoria: Mr. Garrison?
Mr. Mackey: What?
Mr. Garrison: I'm as gay as a gymnast on shore leave!
Principal Victoria: You admit it? You admit it!!!
Mr. Mackey: Oh, that's great, Mr. Garrison. You've finally come to terms with yourself!
Mr. Garrison: Yeah, it feels really good!
Principal Victoria: Well, congratulations!
Mr. Mackey: Yeah, congratulations!
Mr. Garrison: You know, I feel like I can start anew. If it's not alright with you, I'd like to go back to teaching the third grade.
Principal Victoria: Oh. I'm sorry, we don't hire gay people.
#1
Kyle: "What are you doing"
Cartman:"Im Killing you, but i could only afford a whiffle bat so it may take a while"
#2
Cartman: I'm not fat. I'm big-boned.
Stan: No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big, fat ass.
#3
Stan: Oh, my God! They killed Kenny.
Kyle: You bastards.
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Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Mr Garrison: I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Eric Cartman: Respect My Authority!
Kyle's Jewish Cousin Kyle: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.
Cartman: Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!
Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!
Cartman: How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor.
Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Eric Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
Stan: He's half Jew and half dolphin
Cartman: A...Jewfin
Chef: You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.
Stan: You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.
Kyle: I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
Uncle Jimbo: Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way.
Satan: Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes.
Cartman: Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.
Chef: Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college.
Cartman: Mom--Kitty is being a dildo.
Mrs. Cartman: Well, I know a little kitty who is sleeping with Mommy tonight.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the goddamn' baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
Terrance: I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you're perfectly healthy. The bad news is that you have cancer.
Stan's Mom: Stan, what did I tell you about watching the Osbourne's? It's going to make you retarded!
Cartman: It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.
Cartman: Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything.
Other Mom: Can Eric spend the night?
Mrs. Cartman: No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews last week.
Mr. Garrison: No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.
Mr. Garrison: Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL. Evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather--a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains; which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?
Cartman: Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!
and lastley...
Mr. Garrison: Hey, guess what everybody? I'm gay!
Principal Victoria: Mr. Garrison?
Mr. Mackey: What?
Mr. Garrison: I'm as gay as a gymnast on shore leave!
Principal Victoria: You admit it? You admit it!!!
Mr. Mackey: Oh, that's great, Mr. Garrison. You've finally come to terms with yourself!
Mr. Garrison: Yeah, it feels really good!
Principal Victoria: Well, congratulations!
Mr. Mackey: Yeah, congratulations!
Mr. Garrison: You know, I feel like I can start anew. If it's not alright with you, I'd like to go back to teaching the third grade.
Principal Victoria: Oh. I'm sorry, we don't hire gay people.
Monday, August 10, 2009
Blog Updates!
Okay i decided to add a few more things to the blog, as you can see the the right of the blog, i added All the Seasons 1-13 to the blog that you can watch legally for absolutely FREE! I also added 2 South Park Movies, Imagination Land, and Bigger Longer and Uncut! :)
ENJOY and if you have any suggestions for this blog please leave comments! THANK YOU!
ENJOY and if you have any suggestions for this blog please leave comments! THANK YOU!
Friday, August 7, 2009
Thanks!
Thank you newest Followers! I'm glad to finally have people following me. But if i am to make this blog better i really want to get more people to follow me so tell your friends! and tell them to tell their friends and theres 4 people...lol i basically just want this to be a blog for us to talk freely about south park since it is so freaking hard to find blogs about that now a days for some reason... well THANKS and hope to see you guys on here soon!
SHALOM!
SHALOM!
Friday, July 17, 2009
List of MY Favorite Episodes ((Seasons 7-13))
Take in mind that these are not in order my favorites :P that would take me a long time to decide... Also there are ALOT of episodes here because im just going to go through all of the different seasons and try to remember which ones i really liked. Also Lastly the ones with a :) after them are the ones i absolutely LOVED!
PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS
THANK YOU!
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Im A Little Bit Country :)
Lil' Crime Stoppers :)
South Park is Gay :)
Christian Hard Rock :)
All About The Mormons
Raisins :)
The Passion of The Jew :)
AWESOM-O
GooBacks :)
Preschool :)
Quest for Ratings
Wing
Follow That Egg :)
Ginger Kids :)
Trapped in the Closet
The Return of Chef :)
Smug Alert:)
ManBearPig
Make Love Not WarCraft :)
Fantastic Easter Special
ImaginationLand I :)
ImaginationLand II :)
ImaginationLand III :)
Guitar Queer-o
The List
Tonsil Trouble :)
Major Boobage :)
Canada On Strike
Over Logging :)
The China Problem
Pandemic
Pandemic 2: The Startling
About Last Night
Elementry School Musical :)
The Ungroundable
The Ring
Fat Beard :)
PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS
THANK YOU!
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Im A Little Bit Country :)
Lil' Crime Stoppers :)
South Park is Gay :)
Christian Hard Rock :)
All About The Mormons
Raisins :)
The Passion of The Jew :)
AWESOM-O
GooBacks :)
Preschool :)
Quest for Ratings
Wing
Follow That Egg :)
Ginger Kids :)
Trapped in the Closet
The Return of Chef :)
Smug Alert:)
ManBearPig
Make Love Not WarCraft :)
Fantastic Easter Special
ImaginationLand I :)
ImaginationLand II :)
ImaginationLand III :)
Guitar Queer-o
The List
Tonsil Trouble :)
Major Boobage :)
Canada On Strike
Over Logging :)
The China Problem
Pandemic
Pandemic 2: The Startling
About Last Night
Elementry School Musical :)
The Ungroundable
The Ring
Fat Beard :)
List of MY Favorite Episodes ((Seasons 1-6))
Take in mind that these are not in order my favorites :P that would take me a long time to decide... Also there are ALOT of episodes here because im just going to go through all of the different seasons and try to remember which ones i really liked. Also Lastly the ones with a :) after them are the ones i absolutely LOVED!
PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS
THANK YOU!
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Cartman Gets An Anal Probe :)
Chicken Lover
Chicken Pox
Prehistoric Ice Man
Coy Days
Robert Elbert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods
Gnomes
Rainforest ShmainForest :)
The Succubus
Sexual Harassment Panda
Jewbilee
Spontaneous Combustion
Chinpokomon
Mr. Hankey Christmas Specials
Tooth Fairy Tats :)
Cartmans' Silly Hate Crime
TIMMY 2000 :)
Something You Can Do With Your Finger
Fat Camp :)
A Wacky Molestation Adventure :)
Super Best Friends :)
CartmanLand :)
Proper Condom Use :)
Towelie
How TO Eat With Your Butt
Kenny Dies :)
Butters Very Own Episode
Jared Has Aides :)
Fun With Veil :)
Professor Chaos
BeBe's Boobs Destroy Society
A Ladder to Heaven
My Future Self 'n Me :)
PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS
THANK YOU!
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Cartman Gets An Anal Probe :)
Chicken Lover
Chicken Pox
Prehistoric Ice Man
Coy Days
Robert Elbert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods
Gnomes
Rainforest ShmainForest :)
The Succubus
Sexual Harassment Panda
Jewbilee
Spontaneous Combustion
Chinpokomon
Mr. Hankey Christmas Specials
Tooth Fairy Tats :)
Cartmans' Silly Hate Crime
TIMMY 2000 :)
Something You Can Do With Your Finger
Fat Camp :)
A Wacky Molestation Adventure :)
Super Best Friends :)
CartmanLand :)
Proper Condom Use :)
Towelie
How TO Eat With Your Butt
Kenny Dies :)
Butters Very Own Episode
Jared Has Aides :)
Fun With Veil :)
Professor Chaos
BeBe's Boobs Destroy Society
A Ladder to Heaven
My Future Self 'n Me :)
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
StanxKyle :D
I love StanxKyle!
I should just say this now, if you cant handle shonen-ai (you know, BOY LOVE) then leave those comments to yourself or go else where...
StanxKyle used to weird me out because when you first watch the show you just think that they are only friends. Just Best Friends.
I think to some degree i still do think that they are just friends but...I just really love the whole StanxKyle idea :)
In a few im going to try to post a few videos i got on my page so till next time..
SHALOM!
I should just say this now, if you cant handle shonen-ai (you know, BOY LOVE) then leave those comments to yourself or go else where...
StanxKyle used to weird me out because when you first watch the show you just think that they are only friends. Just Best Friends.
I think to some degree i still do think that they are just friends but...I just really love the whole StanxKyle idea :)
In a few im going to try to post a few videos i got on my page so till next time..
SHALOM!
southparkstudios :)
http://www.southparkstudios.com/
With this site you can watch any episode ever, for FREE! plus there are NO commercials
except for the occasional one or two that are like 20sec long) Also there is more than just watching episodes!
You can also watch the MOVIES, such as Bigger Longer Uncut, Imagionationland, and many more!
Plus there are Clips from episodes, and Episode Guide and Games, and much much more!
If you love South Park PLEASE check it out!
Well that was a short Entry, but you have to visit the site if you wanna know more :) or just comment on the Blog if you have any questions :)
SHALOM!
With this site you can watch any episode ever, for FREE! plus there are NO commercials
except for the occasional one or two that are like 20sec long) Also there is more than just watching episodes!
You can also watch the MOVIES, such as Bigger Longer Uncut, Imagionationland, and many more!
Plus there are Clips from episodes, and Episode Guide and Games, and much much more!
If you love South Park PLEASE check it out!
Well that was a short Entry, but you have to visit the site if you wanna know more :) or just comment on the Blog if you have any questions :)
SHALOM!
Addicted To SouthPark?!
Well SO AM I!
Your Not Alone!
Many Kids WORLD WIDE have taken this Show to a whole new Perspective! Personally i think it is be best show on Comedy Central, maybe even on TV period!
Lately, I have started to watch South Park. I know that South Park has been out for several years now, but maybe I was still way to young to understand it. Or just too stupid :P but now I am totally addicted to it and cant stop!
The show gave me a new perspective on life, i guess you could say. It has kinda taken over my life. LOL whenever i get home the first thing i do is turn on my TIVO and watch the episodes that have recorded for that day. Then i get online and watch whatever episode i want with this site...
http://www.southparkstudios.com/
I dont know how i would live without this site! But i will have another Blog entry about that :)
My favorite character is KYLE! He is the JEW! i love him and everything about him! He is the one person on the show who actually learns something at the end of an episode, him and Stan that is :)
Well i hope you all enjoy my blog! i will try my best to get on as much as i can to blog even more about our favorite TV show!
:) Shalom
BYE!
Your Not Alone!
Many Kids WORLD WIDE have taken this Show to a whole new Perspective! Personally i think it is be best show on Comedy Central, maybe even on TV period!
Lately, I have started to watch South Park. I know that South Park has been out for several years now, but maybe I was still way to young to understand it. Or just too stupid :P but now I am totally addicted to it and cant stop!
The show gave me a new perspective on life, i guess you could say. It has kinda taken over my life. LOL whenever i get home the first thing i do is turn on my TIVO and watch the episodes that have recorded for that day. Then i get online and watch whatever episode i want with this site...
http://www.southparkstudios.com/
I dont know how i would live without this site! But i will have another Blog entry about that :)
My favorite character is KYLE! He is the JEW! i love him and everything about him! He is the one person on the show who actually learns something at the end of an episode, him and Stan that is :)
Well i hope you all enjoy my blog! i will try my best to get on as much as i can to blog even more about our favorite TV show!
:) Shalom
BYE!
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